Mass Effect – Victory

Posted by Darth Mole on Aug 28, 2011 in Lounge | 0 comments

Well I have been playing Mass Effect (the first one) longer than I have been playing Starcraft 2 if I remember correctly but regardless, I finally got around to curb stomping the ME bitch today like no one’s business. It took me forever, as usual, but after seducing a sexy blue alien, beating the indoctrinated ass of another and becoming the most sought after bachelor in the known universe (in game of course) Mass Effect one has been beaten, spanked, ridden hard and long and been put to bed.

I thoroughly enjoyed the game, especially the story aspect. The characters were awesome and I still have one more female crew member to get between the sheets with but all in all I feel satisfied. I’m told and I read that the controls for ME2 are even better than the first so I’m really looking forward to the lack of glitches (hopefully).

Joker was my favorite character I think and what is weird is I also loved pilot from Serenity/Firefly as well. Maybe I just have a thing for pilots? Is it bad that both pilots were guys? Oh shut up, like you have never had a digital bromance before….. Right? Maybe? #%^@ you!